rusty\ trombone

rusty\ trombone
1. (Rusty Trombone) (10070↑, 3170↓)
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

2. (rusty trombone) (6670↑, 2380↓)
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

3. (Rusty Trombone) (4765↑, 1512↓)
Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

4. (rusty trombone) (952↑, 364↓)
the act of a woman (or man) eating out the asshole of a man while reaching under his crotch and administering a handjob. (slang: rusty trom)

Man, Ashley gave me a rusty trom last night. It was awesome.

Author: Bryan asadsfadasfa http://rusty-trombone.urbanup.com/376898
5. (Rusty Trombone) (1707↑, 1147↓)
A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

6. (rusty trombone) (1802↑, 1243↓)
When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.

I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.

7. (rusty trombone) (910↑, 450↓)
when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time

waaa waaaa waaaaaaa

8. (rusty trombone) (309↑, 84↓)
When a girl or gay male is eating out a guy's asshole while giving him a hand job from the back.This resembles the act of playing a trombone with a rusty mouth piece.

"Yo that dirty hoe gave me a rusty trombone last night." "You ever give a rusty trombone before?"

9. (rusty trombone) (298↑, 101↓)
To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob. (It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life\!"

10. (rusty trombone) (247↑, 52↓)
The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.

Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.

11. (rusty trombone) (196↑, 9↓)
When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's [penis] from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their [asshole]. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's [asshole]. At the same time, he or she gives them a [handjob]. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.

Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone. My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone. Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp. Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today. Bertha: Like what? Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone\! Now\! Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your [gooch], it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone\! Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

12. (rusty trombone) (190↑, 16↓)
Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

13. (Rusty Trombone) (178↑, 17↓)
When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.

Kirsten played the Rusty Trombone on Jon all night.

14. (rusty trombone) (173↑, 15↓)
When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's [penis] from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their [asshole]. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's [asshole]. At the same time, he or she gives them a [handjob]. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.

Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone. My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone. Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp. Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today. Martha: Like what? Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone\! Now\! Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your [gooch], it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone\! Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so [horny] right now.

15. (rusty trombone) (164↑, 9↓)
the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off

man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone\!\! mmmm so good

16. (rusty trombone) (161↑, 9↓)
1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis. 2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.

Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.

17. (Rusty Trombone) (179↑, 29↓)
sexual action in which a mans asshole is rimmed while he is receiving a reach around..

That bitch was nasty, she gave me a rusty trombone right after i gave her a dirty sanchez...

18. (Rusty Trombone) (173↑, 24↓)
When a female is stroking your meat wagon while tending to you arse with her tounge.

Will you give me a rusty trombone before we go out to dinner tonight?

19. (rusty trombone) (158↑, 10↓)
Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a [rim job] while also giving their lucky partner the ol' [reach around].

"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time" "Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone." "Oh, I get it."

20. (rusty trombone) (171↑, 29↓)
the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky

man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood

Author: does it matter? my prom sucked http://rusty-trombone.urbanup.com/1716821
21. (Rusty Trombone) (177↑, 35↓)
A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"

Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.

22. (rusty trombone) (155↑, 14↓)
its the top shelf at the oriental massage parlor. after a hearty massage she starts to play with your bung with her tongue. Then you rise up on all fours and she starts playing with your unit like its a trombone. Her face will then look rusty, hence the name. Its one of the common techniques taught in massage school.

Tyler won a couple grand in vegas and all he could think about was spending it at the massage parlor for a rusty trombone.

23. (rusty trombone) (149↑, 15↓)
When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.

I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.

24. (Rusty Trombone) (161↑, 27↓)
This stunt can be done by either two guys or a male and female. this is how it works. lets take the two guys for example, one will get on his knee's and will be facing the guys ass while he stands ( note: must be naked for stunt to work ) . the one on his knees begins to give the one in front a reach around.( just like using a trombone ) but trombone's are used by not only your hands but your mouth. so this is where the "rusty" part takes affect. the one on his kness will begin licking/eating out the ass infront of him. there you have it folks, the rusty trombone\!

- The Rusty Trombone sceene was cut from the movie brokeback mountain because its a high paying manuver. - " sick dude\! i just heard that guy over there talking about giving his boyfriend a rusty trombone \! " - * Don't do this unless your paid LOTS of money ( more that what Bill Gates has) or your so drunk and the world is going to end the next day and you have nothing else to do *

25. (rusty trombone) (157↑, 23↓)
While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.

i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.

26. (Rusty Trombone) (185↑, 51↓)
when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

27. (Rusty Trombone) (151↑, 19↓)
The act of a woman giving oral sex to a mans anus while stroking his penis.

We were getting freaky one night and he bent over and asked me to give him a rusty trombone.

28. (Rusty Trombone) (166↑, 34↓)
Giving dude a raw hand job while simutaneously lickin' the hell out of his ass. If you saw it from the side it looks like she's playin' the trombone\!

"Jane looks like shit today\!" "Maybe because she was up licking SHIT all night\!" "What a rusty trombone giver\!"

29. (Rusty Trombone) (158↑, 26↓)
getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."

Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever\! Ever had a rusty trombone

30. (rusty trombone) (156↑, 26↓)
To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.

If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.

31. (rusty trombone) (154↑, 24↓)
When a chick eats your ass out and gives you a stroke job at the same time

Dude, she was a [freak] she was into the rusty trombone\!

32. (Rusty Trombone) (162↑, 35↓)
A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

33. (Rusty Trombone) (152↑, 27↓)
when a male or woman (preferably woman) is licking a mans ass and then reaches around and gives him a hand job

last night millie gave me a rusty trombone

34. (rusty trombone) (179↑, 55↓)
When i give my brother a rim job and jack him off at the same time. Very pleasurable endeavor. Something that everyone should partake in.

When mom leaves for work i give rex a nice rusty trombone. HE LOVES IT.

35. (rusty trombone) (166↑, 42↓)
A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling

That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.

36. (Rusty Trombone) (166↑, 43↓)
Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....

Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?

37. (rusty trombone) (147↑, 27↓)
when a girl tongue twisters the asshole of a man while giving him a reach around and fondles his nuts

Matt gave Tom W a superb rusty trombone

38. (rusty trombone) (124↑, 5↓)
When a guy gets a [rim job] and a [hand job] at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his [ass] and tugged on his [cock].

39. (rusty trombone) (153↑, 34↓)
"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie." In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

40. (Rusty Trombone) (219↑, 101↓)
tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie.

during the tromboning, the dressing is made while tossing the salad. with little or no lumps\! thanks devin\!

41. (Rusty Trombone) (152↑, 44↓)
A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

42. (rusty trombone) (151↑, 45↓)
when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr

so your a muso? hey can you play the rusty trombone then\!\!\!

43. (rusty trombone) (112↑, 9↓)
when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet

my bitch gave me a sick rusty trombone last night

44. (rusty trombone) (133↑, 30↓)
favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own I love them because they're trash"

45. (rusty trombone) (153↑, 51↓)
When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

46. (Rusty Trombone) (213↑, 114↓)
a trombone that was left in the rain

my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.

47. (rusty trombone) (149↑, 51↓)
n. The main activity of a [rusty trombone party].

Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?

48. (Rusty Trombone) (98↑, 8↓)
When your ass is licked while being jerked off. The act closely represents the playing of the Trombone. The ass itself represents the "rusty" mouth piece and the dick representing the slide.

She got mad Jazz improvisational on my ass and started playing some sweet notes on my rusty trombone.

49. (rusty trombone) (149↑, 63↓)
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then the woman performs fellatio on the penis.

Are you good at playing the rusty trombone?

50. (rusty trombone) (146↑, 66↓)
inserting your penis into a girl's ass and then into her mouth

sue got the old rusty trombone

51. (rusty trombone) (88↑, 14↓)
a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist

i was in the feathers last night jim played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo

Author: shakerdemus and plyers http://rusty-trombone.urbanup.com/4124000
52. (rusty trombone) (139↑, 95↓)
Sucking cock and whos ever cock is being sucked blows ass. The motion is called the trombone the ass is called rusty.

John Henry was giving Richy the once over and Richy blew ass.

53. (Rusty Trombone) (130↑, 87↓)
felatio after vaginal sex during menstration.

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone

54. (rusty trombone) (148↑, 107↓)
when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

55. (Rusty Trombone) (135↑, 95↓)
adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

56. (Rusty Trombone) (135↑, 96↓)
Timmy's dirty plump cock after gay anal

yo did you see that kid's trombone? man was it RUSTY.

Author: Dave Gutkin (Mojo) http://rusty-trombone.urbanup.com/148788
57. (Rusty Trombone) (39↑, 6↓)
When a girl blows on your ass as she cradles your dick

My wife Joanne gave me a Rusty Trombone last night, I was pleased

Author: Captain Thunder Pants http://rusty-trombone.urbanup.com/4458084
58. (rusty trombone) (38↑, 10↓)
A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute? Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone. Andy: Well shucks.

59. (rusty trombone) (35↑, 23↓)
when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.

i did a rusty trombone last night

60. (rusty trombone) (132↑, 133↓)
giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

61. (rusty trombone) (0↑, 7↓)
When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

62. (Rusty Trombone) (1↑, 11↓)
Damn\! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE\! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy\#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick? Guy\#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat. [red wings]

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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